The Battle for North Trail



Japan is one of the Allies; Translation of slogan on banner at left: “Keep on truckin’.”

Tension had been mounting for days between the Axis and Allied powers. After dinner, forces gathered on the open plain separating the home audiovisual center and the kitchen. The Axis, nearing the end of their lengthy, brutal campaign, with numbers having dwindled to a meager rabble, were finally forced to turn and fight a last stand in the Travel Guide foothills.
In this conflict of attrition, the Allies face Hitler himself (left), who has enlisted the help of a general from the Skeleton army. Unidentified brigadier to the right. Nameless casualties (foreground) have laid down their lives in defense of their commanders.

Backs against Kitchen Sink Bluff, they had no retreat from the overwhelming Allied forces.
Meanwhile, Allied infantry slogged through the waist-deep Shag Swamp, pressing their advantage while the bazooka emplacement on East Sofa Hill dispensed shuddering rocket volleys, though no tanks were to be seen. The bulk of the allied forces held positions on the Tome Steppes and Remote Ridge, firing from the comfort of elevated dry platforms of glass-smooth terrain.
Bazookas fire from behind cover of Logitech universal remote on East Sofa Hill

It was really just a matter of time. In the end, the Axis surrendered because it was time for the Command Staff to go see Captain America.

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